IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!
Saturday, August 22nd 2026
It took us a while, but Amanda and Rudi are finally getting married.
We're heading to Amanda's very glamorous home town of Burnley.
Because why would we ever do anything the way people expected us to?
Our Wedding
The Ceremony
The Salvation Army
Richard Street
Burnley, Lancashire
BB11 3AJ
United Kingdom
Service presided by the wonderful Major Lorraine O'Neill
Our story
We met on Tinder.
And that should have been the end of the story, as Tinder is .. well.. awful.
And yet..
Somehow in the mire of filth and ick, there was a shining gentleman, and a terribly sarcastic lady who just so happened to swipe right on the right person.
Two lost souls finding a connection that, despite all of our self-sabotaging, couldn't be unbroken.
After 5 years of "Will They, Won't They?"
Rudi and Amanda did decide that, actually, yes, they did love each other very much, and actually, they wanted to be together.
And in April 2020 Rudi and Amanda did indeed do that.
6 years later, multiple stresses and worrysome pugs, and we are stronger than ever.
The only thing left to do is get married...
Gifts and such
So here's the deal
We are in our *cough* 40s. This seems impossible since the 90s were only 10 years ago. (shush before anyone comments.. )
We have a lot of stuff and don't need Royal Dalton and Wedgwood plates.
Also, apparently, it isn't the done thing to ask for unlimited new metal records and gig tickets.
Gifts are not necessary.
Your presence at the wedding is a gift to us.
but if you do want to buy a gift. Click on our lovely beautiful smiling faces.
Reception
Belvedere and Calder Vale Sports Club
Holden Rd,
Burnley BB10 2LE
01282 424337
From 7pm